Grasshopers
1. Grasshoppers taste like fleshy Twiglets.
2. “Security reason for you:
When you’re going out, please do not leave the key in the pad here. The electricity will be too hot. It will break down and make a fire. The management will not be responsible for the damage.”
3. Proud to have first bout of the shits. May or may not be grasshopper-related.
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Recent Comments
- Marc: I have The Origin of Consciousness in the Breakdown of the Bicameral Mind by Julian Jaynes somewhere in...
- Bill: If I were the gull I’d be inclined to get out of Malta pretty damn quick – they have the worst...
- malteser: im a maltese guy i’m 6′5” i dont call dat short i call that tall, not many people are my...
- eleonor: We’re short it’s a fact but i can assure you not the fattest. Take a look around many maltese...
- N: Start learning Dutch
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