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Just about to leave Bangkok for Kanchanaburi. Supposed to go today but opted for lie-in instead. Last time I was here that happened 21 days in a row. Resolved no repetitions this time. Last time I was here I urinated nocturnally all over my hotel room. Ditto.

In ten days I’ve read six books, drunk 47 beers and 26 litres of water, gawped at 18 simultaneously bare breasts and a very long length of ribbon, spent 360 euros, slept like a baby every night and said “no thank you” 12000 times.