From your Father

Dear Matt,

Have just re-read your latest blog and have come to the conclusion that your memory is failing you or have chosen to indulge in spot of boasting.

With respect to the number of condoms you took over – my memory tell me that I counted them all out and counted them all back in again and that the totals tallied exactly not so much as one had been used!!! Perhaps you would like to publish a retraction?

Your ever loving

Dad