Winner

I won a Playstation game in a Eurostar/Da Vinci Code tie-in. (Incidentally, sat through almost two and a half hours of turkey last night in front of the film. It was truly, truly bad.) The game hasn’t been delivered yet, but they promise I’ve won something.

I won 20 euros in an inflatable jousting competition. This makes me a world champion. There were a few accusations of cheating, as I was the only sober competitor, but I am proud to denounce all doping in sport.

I won 50 euros worth of Massimo Dutti vouchers, which I understand will get me one and a half pairs of socks.

I won an argument over the remote control.

But I appear to be losing lots and lots and lots over some score-prediction thing I did for the World Cup.

Perhaps I can repay my debts in socks.