Maltese Ninja

We recently went to a party. It was alright, my enjoyment heightened by the sight of two people across the street making love in a red Ford Fiesta. One of the guests had a baby with them. Mrs K said “isn’t he beautiful?”. I said, “Yes, dear.”

The next day she said “that ugly baby looked like an alien”.

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In an effort to get buff for the beach, I decided that my beer and crisps diet should be supplemented by some vegetables and exercise. I suggested karate. Mrs K looked excited, struck a pose and said “Yeah! Then we can go and fight Chinese pirates!”



July, 2006 | Malta, Omphaloskepsis

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