How not to invest your money

I bumped up my new mortgage by investing in a parking space.

There are fifty parking spaces in the garage.

Only one has a low ceiling. Not very low, just not high enough for, say, a big car.

There are fifty cars to go in those spaces. Only one is too big for the one space with a low ceiling.

There is, therefore, a one in 2500 chance that our car wouldn’t fit in the space.

And guess what?

There goes 25000 euros.