Three interesting things

1. Have moved house.
2. Have quit my job.
3. But thirdly and most crucially, have noticed, via Gussly, that there’s a bum gun for sale on eBay. If anybody thinks to buy me this I PROMISE it will be installed in Villa Kim Bah Lee with photographic evidence. (For more background on the bum gun phenomenon, read this post)

More to follow, particularly on points one and two once the telephone man has been and installed t’internet. He’ll be here tomorrow between nine in the morning and five in the afternoon, of course. I said that was quite difficult. And they said … “but it’s free!”

Stupid me.