Celebrity gossip

Just back from a weekend in London. Hung out with three celebrities. Well, I say hung out, I mean met. I say met, I mean saw. From a distance.

John Inverdale in shorts. Jade Goody looking hot. And Mark Mardell, who I previously slagged off here for moaning about the shopping in Brussels, walked in on me at Waterloo station when I was taking a dump, having forgotten to lock the door.

Sweet.

The UK is still full of rat-faced youngsters being aggressive and folk who wear tracksuits outside of the gym, but they can be largely avoided if you pick expensive restaurants and don’t use public transport.

Oh, and men are wearing spray-on jeans.