Victory march

Jazz Travels has been going about three weeks. His prose is not only purple but also, sometimes, Italian. Yet somehow he’s tipped the scales at more than 280 subscribers.

Jazz is a friend. We would often drink beer together. But I can’t have this. I propose a bit of dick-swinging. If you’re not already a Kim Bah Lee subscriber, subscribe now. Please.

When you do, you’ll be part of a community that has recently been driven by Google searches for (in order of appearance):

• “posh wank”
• “nursing arse wipers”
• “bum gun”
• “dirty stuff”
• “i what a bah”
• “email contact of belgium reverend mothers”
• “let my dog lick”
• “my dog lick feels good”
• and “naughty stuff”

Go on, join the club. I’ll have you as a member