"I like to wank off to Jade Goody"

Thought that might catch your attention. Not me, alas, but a recent visitor to the site. I was going to post an image to prove it but the internet’s broken. It does worry me that this particular search should lead to Kim Bah Lee in the top two results, though. Miss Goody - I never asked for it.

Today I got up late, had a cup of tea, thought I’d lost my passport, then found it again.

Tomorrow I shall probably do something similar, hopefully not lose my passport, but buy some travel insurance.

Life seems to get crazier the older I get.