Entries from October 2006 ↓

Jazz Travels has been going about three weeks. His prose is not only purple but also, sometimes, Italian. Yet somehow he’s tipped the scales at more than 280 subscribers.

Jazz is a friend. We would often drink beer together. But I can’t have this. I propose a bit of dick-swinging. If you’re not already a Kim Bah Lee subscriber, subscribe now. Please.

When you do, you’ll be part of a community that has recently been driven by Google searches for (in order of appearance):

• “posh wank”
• “nursing arse wipers”
• “bum gun”
• “dirty stuff”
• “i what a bah”
• “email contact of belgium reverend mothers”
• “let my dog lick”
• “my dog lick feels good”
• and “naughty stuff”

Go on, join the club. I’ll have you as a member

Just back from a weekend in London. Hung out with three celebrities. Well, I say hung out, I mean met. I say met, I mean saw. From a distance.

John Inverdale in shorts. Jade Goody looking hot. And Mark Mardell, who I previously slagged off here for moaning about the shopping in Brussels, walked in on me at Waterloo station when I was taking a dump, having forgotten to lock the door.

Sweet.

The UK is still full of rat-faced youngsters being aggressive and folk who wear tracksuits outside of the gym, but they can be largely avoided if you pick expensive restaurants and don’t use public transport.

Oh, and men are wearing spray-on jeans.

Every now and again I strike it lucky. I just got send thirty quids’ worth of Amazon vouchers for sticking some adverts on my website (and I’ll bet that they’re so unobtrusive that most of you haven’t even noticed.) So now am I not only the proud owner of a website that’s had more than ten and a half thousand hits … but I’ve also picked up a box set of the second series of Arrested Development and a great big boring reference book.

If you use Betterthanbanners by clicking through this link (you need a website first, but I think we should all have one for vanity publishing purposes) then I’ll get another tenner and so will you … so go on … click away …

This should go someway towards offsetting the cost of a useless garage.