“I like to wank off to Jade Goody”

Thought that might catch your attention. Not me, alas, but a recent visitor to the site. I was going to post an image to prove it but the internet’s broken. It does worry me that this particular search should lead to Kim Bah Lee in the top two results, though. Miss Goody – I never asked for it.

Today I got up late, had a cup of tea, thought I’d lost my passport, then found it again.

Tomorrow I shall probably do something similar, hopefully not lose my passport, but buy some travel insurance.

Life seems to get crazier the older I get.

10/30/2006 | Omphaloskepsis | No Comments

Celebrity gossip

Just back from a weekend in London. Hung out with three celebrities. Well, I say hung out, I mean met. I say met, I mean saw. From a distance.

John Inverdale in shorts. Jade Goody looking hot. And Mark Mardell, who I previously slagged off in writing for moaning about the shopping in Brussels, walked in on me at Waterloo station when I was taking a dump, having forgotten to lock the door.

Sweet.

The UK is still full of rat-faced youngsters being aggressive and folk who wear tracksuits outside of the gym, but they can be largely avoided if you pick expensive restaurants and don’t use public transport.

Oh, and men are wearing spray-on jeans.

10/18/2006 | Omphaloskepsis | No Comments

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